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The "source", Lori Handrahan, is batshit crazy, as you point out, but that didn't stop a whole cadre of LCSW feminist warriors from jumping on her bandwagon to try and destroy anyone who wouldn't buy the BS she was selling.

To this day she gets cited as an aggrieved victim of a Maine pedophile ring. Sadly, there are plenty of real victims. It's maddening that someone as malicious and discredited as Handrahan usurps their pain and that alleged experts are good with it.

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Don’t miss out on founder lance dutson. Our dominative insipid former hippie who owned a woo woo bookstore in Blue Hill. Nothing worse than a failed entrepreneur with an over aching need to fill the greedy hole in his soul.

The Dark Knight of Maine Politics: little lance dutson in his Pajamas plugging Propaganda, and the Ministry of Truthiness

Somewhere north of Gotham, in a state where the snow never melts and the politics never change, a lone sentinel guards the digital frontier. Cloaked in Batman pajamas, our caped content crusader grips his sippy cup full of Allen’s brandy -like a holy relic and types furiously against the coming tide of reason. He’s still brainwashing the people who are truly the salt of the earth.

In his frozen dystopia, where 2 + 2 = “government overreach,” he reigns supreme as the editor, commentator, and self-appointed Winston Smith of The Maine Wire. The Ministry of Truthiness needs no marble halls here — just Wi-Fi, caffeine laced bottom shelf brany, and the courage to turn every zoning ordinance into an existential battle for freedom.

Law and order? A fragile dream. Bureaucrats prowl the night like Orwellian thought-police, whispering phrases such as “public infrastructure” and “collective responsibility.” But fear not: our pajamaed protector stands ready to expose their tyranny, one outraged headline at a time.

By dawn, the sippy cup runs dry, but the mission continues. In a world of doublespeak and disappearing nuance, someone must defend the sacred right to miss the point entirely, and protect the pedophile scumbags who rape children, and get away with it.

Personal responsibility is only for immigrants. He probably hires one to clean his toilets and can’t understand irony.

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